Boobs Good For Men But Not Women

This post is responded to TheStar article on Boob-Staring Good For Man and Kenwooi’s blog post on Boobs Are Good For Men! So, start hearing from a female blogger’s opinion, would you?

Anyway, do expect some collection of 18XL photos. Kids below 18 years-old, CurryEgg jie jie advice you to straight away click on my Christmas Post which will prevent you from getting boobs nightmare. Sorry for the inconveniency. Well, I believe you will still read this despite of being underage.. =P

 

Both Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine showed that men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day was equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday that the team had spent five years researching 200 men.

Results showed that men who liked to stare at women’s breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have slower heart beat.

The daily also quoted gerontologist Dr Karen Weatherby as saying that sexual desire ensured better blood circulation and led to better health. (5th Dec 2009)

News which extracted from Thestar : Link

I believe the news of ‘Boob-Staring Good For Man’ has spread like wildfire within a night where people start to discuss and share the so-called good news with their friends and family. Well, I believe it is a good news to most of the straight males in this planet but a nightmare to some of the females like me, if the finding is true. Why am I saying so?

Well just imagine, men stare boobs and get longevity while women’s boobs being stared get what oh? Oh I know, admiration. 
 

If you wanna know how straight men can get most from this 10-minutes-boobs-staring finding, read kenwooi’s post. He has done a good deed for the fellow men.. lol.



As for women’s nightmare, I am thinking of these:



#1 Losing the control over the boyfriend/spouse/husband

I don’t mean controlling men but I mean having no control over the love one’s interest. Imagine if this finding is true and the Ministry of Health approve the idea, men will start having the freedom to stare and admire strangers’ breasts even with the present of his girlfriend. That will totally shut woman’s down in which woman will never be able to voice out her dissatisfaction over her man’s behaviour as it is something ‘healthy’ and normal in leading to a healthy lifestyle. Well clever but NO. It shows disrespect to us, the women.





#2 Being treated as a Gym Machine

I remember years ago, I did blog about Sex Equal To Love in which in the end of the post, I emphasized that woman is not a sex machine. Same imply to this topic. Woman is not a gym machine neither although the sound of the word may sound better, gym machine if compare to sex machine.  Anyhow, I totally disagree with the statement: “ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day was equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout”. Oohh.. Doesn’t it sounds like women is equivalence to gym machine?




#3  Small boobs, no job

Frankly, I don’t hope this will happen because I have small boobs and if the world is ruled only by the men (like in those ancient time), all I can say is… there will be no job for me. Imagine if the men really desperate for a clear visual of women’s cleavage to increase their life-span, who will they pick? Cup A or Cup G clerk?

Need I say more?

#4 Small boobs become poorer

Firstly, less job opportunity for the small breasts women (if man really being stereotype). Thus, some may heading to plastic surgery or special treatment in boosting up the boobs. Well, everyone knows that plastic surgery or special treatment don’t come cheaply. They can cost thousands to millions. Thus, women with small boobs may become poorer.

The desirable size for the man I believe?

Of course, having small breasts can still be as attractive as the big ones. It depends on how the viewer view the ‘fats’. And it also depends on how the female perspective herself – whether she accept or reject.

 

#5 Confusion in teaching the child

Being a mother is always the toughest job in the world. You have to educate the child correctly or else, you might spoil the kids. However, if the finding is true about the staring boobs thingy, how would a mother teaches her small son? Should she encourage him to learn woman’s breast during childhood or wait till he reaches his adolescence?

#6 Being stared

YES. If everyone is agreed that looking at boobs can help men in gaining their longevity, mates, be prepared to be stared whenever you are. Sorry, but it is stated in the rules that man is allow to stare (assuming that the law has approved this idea). Anyway don’t worry, they can never touch them because once touch, consider sold. What the egg.. XD







#7 Another confusion

If everyone in the world has accepted the idea of 10 minutes of breasts staring = 30 minutes of gym work out, what would you suggest the guy in this dialogue?
         

Anyway, assuming that you are the guy (in the above picture), which one will you prefer? I am just curious.. Yes. yes. Just curious.. :)

Choice A?

Choice B?

P/s: If the finding is real and most of you are picking the answer B, I doubt that Kennysia’s new Level Up Fitness might be at risk. Well, I just say IF.






The above 7 points are what my prediction and my personal opinion on what will happen if men staring at women’s breast give such a huge benefit to the men -lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have slower heart beat. WILL IT REALLY ENCHANCE MEN’s LONGETIVITY? That’s what I am discussing. Not just boobs.

 

And Oh, don’t get me wrong. I didn’t blame the men for focusing at women’s boobs. It is something normal and it is in the chromosome XY. I mean it! I even stare at others ok. Oops..








“Oh by the way, I’m a good girl. I don’t see men chest. Coz if there are chests, I’ll close my eyes! Like this…” =)






I am good because I close my eyes completely. I don’t stare boobs. I only stare men’ tone up chests. 


Again, I  absolutely disagree with the result of the finding and suspecting it as a false one – a made up by someone who have enormous love towards boobs,  thus creating a false conclusion so that he (most probably he) and other fellow gentlemen will not be accused and jailed for staring boobs. This idea is supported with another following news that the related article is failed to be found from the journal’s website when a reporter was attempted to dig the proof out.

 

So? Does staring women’s breasts enhance men’s longetivity?

 

Your answer?

Or ask the monks.. =P

Cosmetic Can Drag Down Self-Confidence

Remember my previous post on Make-up Or Naked?
Well, I have something to say.

Previous Facebook Status:

An aunt said, "Woman without make up is like not wearing clothes. Gosh! I just realized I am naked all the time.

I do agree with her because women who are too used to make-up will look 'terribly naked' on the face if they don't apply the basic: Foundation cream, face powder, lipstick, lip gloss, mascara, eye shadow and eyeliner. Another word for naked will be: Pale.




Very often, I realize females who are too depending on make-up products will have less confidence on themselves if they go out without applying any. That's why most of the celebrities dare not step out from the house without make-up even within their own house compound.

I wonder why it becomes such a big deal?

Let just take myself as an example. 2 years ago, when I was working for Khoon Hooi as a part time sale assistant, I had to put on make-up everyday. The thicker, the better. I mean as long as it is presentable of course!

And.. errr.... I don't mean like a Chinese Opera performer.
Something as normal as this:





Before I worked for Khoon Hooi, I had never put on make-up on my face if not for school performances. That's explain why I had never heard of foundation cream, let it alone from RedEarth when a girl from Sasa introduced it to me one afternoon when I was haunting for make-up stuff a day before work! At the same day, I have learned that make-up products are not cheap!


Well, straight to my point. I applied those chemical products from day to night, 6 days a week for almost 2 months. Let's guess what I gained? I gained sharper eyes, sparkling lips and smoother skin whenever I put on those make-up. Thanks to the sale girl from Sasa for giving some tips.


It doesn't take me long to come up with this theory :
With make-up is beautiful. Without make-up is ugly.





The theory was proven when I was back to my campus again for my first class during that semester (to my ordinary days). I felt uneasy staring at my pale face in the mirror as in the reflection was showing a strange girl. I didn't have the courage to face my course mates for too long because I felt something was missing on my face. Mr Confidence had slowly walked away from me.





It didn't take me long to realize what was actually happened on myself. It was so-called an addiction over make-up products. I was too depending on them and stupidly wanting them to be applied on my face 24/7. Self-esteem was shaken and I know I got to do something in order to gain them back.


I keep posting mental notes to my brain, persuading that I do not have to depend on those products to make me beautiful. Of course, I am back to normal again - not having the urge to use make-up products during classes! Classes also refer to ordinary day, non-occasional day.




Cosmetic products can turn any ordinary girl into a Cinderella (who is meeting her prince in the castle). There is no lie. It can even improve one's confidence by being a stand out in the crowds. That's why company selling make-up product always make good fortune in the market. They work like magic and I am glad they help me when I need them.





However, we have to be sure of one thing: Never let cosmetic products eaten up our confidence over our own beauty. We are unique and born with own natural beauty. No matter how, we are still who we are with or without these make-up products. Just, I personally fell that it will be better to take good care of our health rather than just beauty.


In conclusion, being naked most of the time isn't a bad thing.
Right?




Again, I mean the face.

Boring Class Creates More Cartoonists?

Sometimes, people around me perceive that I am such a hardworking student - especially my ex-classmates from secondary school and my course mates (now). Most of them will say things like..


"Wah.. Kelly. Why you never fall asleep one?"
"You look so motivated in class all the time"
"Why you always seemed busy jotting down notes?"
"You're sooooo hardworking"


Well.. well.. well.. I should claim that they are actually not knowing me well enough. If they are willing to spend a little more time on me, digging and exploring my notes from paper to paper, I believe they will change their perception immediately.

I have rarely fallen asleep in any class throughout my whole life no matter how boring the class might be. I just don't like making my teacher, lecturer or speaker to feel unappreciated and disrespected. Thus I don't snooze nor snore.


Wait. Did you ask me how I keep myself awake during in dull-boring-class?
What's the secret?


Haha..
I guess you just have to keep scrolling down your mouse and continue reading...

1) My work on my notes:





Never judge a book by its cover - remember. Lol..


So yes.
I draw to keep me awake. I did this since I was in primary school or maybe in elementary school? Well, I can't remember the exact time when I first started this activity. As far as I know, I do love to sketch. Besides, sketching and drawing can activate my cognitive system. I always believe that drawing will improve one's memory. It is like turning words into graphic which require lot of mental process.


I remembered once I heard a news in the TV not long ago, stating that teachers should not stop their students from sketching while the teaching process is taking place. The finding has shown that this sketching or drawing activity will actually improve the student's cognitive system (see! see!) which is good.


Further studies should be conducted by me in order to prove it right. Yeah. I want further proof both qualitatively and quantitatively... =P


So anyone of you here do or did this so called 'illegal activity' in class? Any juicy story or finding from you? Haha... I believe I can get quite a number of you here because I do meet with classmates and course mates who are in the same shoes as mine. We sketch during classes (especially boring one!) and this is one of the example:


2) My friend's work:







P/s: Shhhh.... To my dear course mates who read this. I believe you know who this person is. Don't report it or I will die of being tortured by S-Huan.

Of course, her sketches are way better than mine. I just simply love her drawing so so much. So cute, so real. I have a strong feeling that she can be a cartoonist if she develops herself in this field.


Boring class creates more cartoonist?
What do you think?

Left Handed Dies Faster?

What?!!!

Left handed dies faster compare to the right handed? What an unfair finding. Hmpm!


Just a couple of hours ago, as I was trying to finish up my assignment in the room, I heard a loud screaming voice from the living room, which was obviously my mum. She was so excited when the reporters were reading about the recent finding on the left-handed.

It was so crazy wrazy!
Oops.. I mean freaky crazy!
Forgive me.. :P

All I could hear was the left handed would most probably die faster, few days, weeks or years earlier compare to the right handed. The reasons?

I can't remember the list of reasons but I can recall the main one. The scientist found out most of the left handed have shorter life span is probably because of the discrimination which has happened since centuries ago, when human beings claimed that using the right hand to write is considered normal. As a result, almost all of the things are designed for the right handed. And we, the natural-born left handed are either being punished to use the right hand or forced to use all the instruments which are designed for the right handed.






Under such a negative environment (I call it discrimination!), the left handed have to adjust themselves in order to follow norm and compromise with their own needs. I am not sure whether is this the factor which cause the left handed to die earlier. Maybe it is due to the stress? Anyway, this is what I heard from the news.

If you have read until this paragraph, I believe you have the hint that I am a left handed. Some of you who have been following my blog or have read 'about me' column, knew that I am a left handed. Well, I am proud to be one although I might die earlier - all of us will die.

The best news I have just discovered, couple of hours ago is that...




OBAMA is a LEFT HANDED too!!!!!


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Another left landed in human history.
Oh my.



I remembered I have voiced out my disagreement on how the right handed treated us unfairly in one of my blog post. Yes. Here is my previous post: Are You A Left-Handed? Say Yes! Check it out if you are interested to know. I have my own points of course!
:)


To my dear left handed readers,
Believe in yourself that you are a creative and innovative person and don't let this news scare you away. We can be as successful as Beethoven, Newton, Da Vincci or Einstein. There is no boundary...


Live no fears...
Remember..





Note for my mum:

"Can you please stop forcing me to use my right hand when I was 22 years-old-now?? Don't worry. I promise I will click more on my mouse, computer keyboard and practice more on the piano to keep the balance between both my hands. Hopefully, my life span will be longer. Amitabha..."


Isk..
Isk..
Isk...

Why Women Spend Longer Time In Shopping Mall?

One male and one female were given a mission: Go to Gap and buy a pair of pants.


What are the results?
The man spent averagely 6 minutes to buy a pair of Gap pants which cost $33 while the woman spent roughly 3 hours and 26 minutes, not reaching Gap but had used up $876.

I mean, based on the illustration below:

I almost fell off my chair when I found out a friend of mine, Joey had tagged me into his picture in Facebook (the one that I am showing you now). It was such a humorous joke and I just hardly stopped myself from giggling. Frankly, I think it does show the differences between men and women when it comes to shopping.

Well, we girls love shopping, especially window shopping and everyone knows it since all those shopping malls start conquering our lands. There is nothing to be surprised of as it has already been a fact, right? That's why, the word 'shopaholic' is created for us - the queen of shopping.

:)


Why Women Spend Longer Time In Shopping Mall?




1) We are the economists - we are good in managing our own money and time in a smart way. Just take a very close example.

My dad used up about RM50 for:
- 1 toothpaste
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 pack of maggie mee
- 1 liter of cooking oil
- 1 tin of Milo
- 1 cup


My mum used up about RM50 for:
- 2 toothpaste *free 3 toothbrushes*
- 2 pack of maggie mee *free 1 plastic bowl*
- 1 liter of cooking oil *less 10%*
- 2 pack of refilled Milo *free 1 cup*

Note: Female spend wisely. Can you just see the differences?


2) We are the good researchers - We know where to get the cheapest price and good quality stuff. We know exactly the location of each shop in the mall. We know when will the mega sales start hitting in. We know because we survey. Just look at how a woman and a man spend their RM60 for the same t-shirt but in different time. The woman get 2 polo T-shirts, one for her husband and one for herself from Giordano while the man only get 1 for himself. The secret? We go for Buy-1-Free-1 promotion while man, they are too lazy to bother.




3) We are thoughtful - we care for the people we love, that's why we shop to get good present for them. We know very well that the present will be the best thing ever in his/hers life because we are too caring. By the way, we wouldn't simply grab a gift from any cheap, low quality shop for the people we love.

4) We need exercise - Most men prefer going to the gym for exercise while most women prefer shopping mall instead! As you can see in the picture, we girls do walk a lot and consume big amount of energy especially to those who wear high heels. In addition, we are away from those irritable UV light, hot weather (you know Malaysia well, don't you?), thick carbon monoxide from the vehicles and sticky road.

Besides, there is free air-condition and free music which are provided in the mall. Aren't we the brilliant creature in the world? Em.. I mean the FEMALES! :)



5) We are socializing - Most girls go shopping with their friends, especially for a long...long... window shopping. One of the best way I find out in strengthening a relationship with my friends is by going shopping with them. It is incredibly effective. Trust me boys. That long hours of being togetherness is worth it. Well, this is our way - the female way.




6) We are the businessman - We buy at a cheap price and sell them off with higher price especially on those unique items.

7) Do I have to continue pointing the reasons? I think the above 6 reasons are enough to make guys who read them stunned.. *wink*


Again, why women spend longer time in shopping mall?
Well, we are just too smart. Am I right, ladies?




*grin*
:D

Note: Thank Joey for the tag and inspiration... ;)

Are You A Left-Handed? Say Yes!

A friend of mine, Fish found out something interesting and had shared it in the class during in her public speaking. Guess what? She has discovered that, 13th August is a special date for all the left-handed.

Wuooohhh!

Left-handers Day?

Really? There is Left-Handed Day?
OMG! I can't believe it because for all this while, I personally feel that left-handed people are being discriminated (by the right-handed)..

Hmph!
What a unfair world!

Let me shout this loudly in my blog:

I'm A Left-Handed!!
I'm A Left-Handed!!!
I'm A Left-Handed!!!!





So, let me tell you some of the unfairness which I've discovered in these 20++ years.

1) My History
I remember how my mum trying to stop me from being a left-handed when I was in elementary school. Whenever I tried to grab a pencil, a crayon or an eraser using my left hand...

*smack*
*smack*

Ouch! That's hurt!!

So, having the perception that using left hand is wrong, I shifted to the right. I did, but just for a short period. I would use my left hand to write and draw whenever my mum was not around. I guess, I've been using my left-hand for quite a long period before my mum found out again. She did try to stop me but failed. Obviously, she knew it was too late since my muscles on my left hand are stronger than my right.

What can she do? Well, she has to accept that her daughter is a left-handed genius..

Hehe...



And this is how I save myself from being a left-handed girl. Bravo!

Well, the question is, why most of the parents especially mothers don't like their children to be a left-handed? I've heard several stories from my friends and relatives about how theirs mother force them to write using right hand. I've been wanting to voice out my dissatisfaction here. Why mothers especially in Asian countries want to stop their children from being a left-handed? Why why and why?


Aren't we as special as the right-handed too?


2) Disastifaction!
Secondly, I am really disappointed and unsatisfied with the table chairs which are used in some classes. It is specially made for the right-handed and not left-handed.


Uuh...
Why no one even care to make a few chairs (at least) for the left-handed users? Aren't we deserve the attention too? Honestly, it's hard to write during in the class under an uncomfortable posture in which we've to turn at least 20-45 degrees to the right. Unlike the right handed users, they can sit comfortably facing the lecturer while jotting down all the important notes. As a result, I will sometimes encounter back pain and neck pain at the end of the class!

Sob... who cares?
:(

3) Cultures and Costums
Sometimes, cultures and costums do discriminate the left-handed people. For example, you should only use your right hand for hand shaking and handing things. If you use your left hand, that's mean you're rude. Why? One of the reason is because of, majority of the people will use the left hand for cleaning oneself with water after defecating while the right hand is use for eating. So, if you use your left hand, it means.. RUDE!

RUDE!
Why? Is it left hand means dirty?

Sad..

4) Right bring positive meaning; Left bring negative meaning.
Try to search for the meaning of right and left in the dictionary, what will you find out?

Let me help you in this using dictionary.com:

a) Right (adjective):

1.	in accordance with what is good, proper, or just: right conduct.

2.	in conformity with fact, reason, truth, or some standard or principle; correct: the right solution; the right answer.

3.	correct in judgment, opinion, or action.

4.	fitting or appropriate; suitable: to say the right thing at the right time.

5.	most convenient, desirable, or favorable: Omaha is the right location for a meatpacking firm.

6.	of, pertaining to, or located on or near the side of a person or thing that is turned toward the east when the subject is facing north (opposed to left).

7.	in a satisfactory state; in good order: to put things right.

8.	sound, sane, or normal: to be in one's right mind; She wasn't right in her head when she made the will.

9.	in good health or spirits: I don't feel quite right today.

10.	principal, front, or upper: the right side of cloth.

11.	(often initial capital letter) of or pertaining to political conservatives or their beliefs.

12.	socially approved, desirable, or influential: to go to the right schools and know the right people.

13.	formed by or with reference to a perpendicular: a right angle.

14.	straight: a right line.

15.	Geometry. having an axis perpendicular to the base: a right cone.

16.	Mathematics. pertaining to an element of a set that has a given property when placed on the right of an element or set of elements of the given set: a right identity.

17.	genuine; authentic: the right owner.

b) Left 1 (adjective):

1.	of, pertaining to, or located on or near the side of a person or thing that is turned toward the west when the subject is facing north (opposed to right).

2.	(often initial capital letter) of or belonging to the political Left; having liberal or radical views in politics.

3.	Mathematics. pertaining to an element of a set that has a given property when written on the left of an element or set of elements of the set: a left identity, as 1 in 1 · x = x.

Left 2 (verb):

1.	to go out of or away from, as a place: to leave the house.

2.	to depart from permanently; quit: to leave a job.

3.	to let remain or have remaining behind after going, disappearing, ceasing, etc.: I left my wallet home. The wound left a scar.

4.	to allow to remain in the same place, condition, etc.: Is there any coffee left?

5.	to let stay or be as specified: to leave a door unlocked.

6.	to let (a person or animal) remain in a position to do something without interference: We left him to his work.

7.	to let (a thing) remain for action or decision: We left the details to the lawyer.

8.	to give in charge; deposit; entrust: Leave the package with the receptionist. I left my name and phone number.

9.	to stop; cease; give up: He left music to study law.

10.	to disregard; neglect: We will leave this for the moment and concentrate on the major problem.

11.	to give for use after one's death or departure: to leave all one's money to charity.

12.	to have remaining after death: He leaves a wife and three children.

13.	to have as a remainder after subtraction: 2 from 4 leaves 2.

14.	Nonstandard. let1 (defs. 1, 2, 6).

–verb (used without object)

15.	to go away, depart, or set out: We leave for Europe tomorrow.

—Verb phrases

16.	leave alone. alone (def. 7).

17.	leave off, a. to desist from; cease; stop; abandon. b. to stop using or wearing: It had stopped raining, so we left off our coats. c. to omit: to leave a name off a list.

18.	leave out, to omit; exclude: She left out an important detail in her account.

What I'm trying to show you here is, why the word "right" have more positive meaning than the word "left". Don't you agree with me? Shall I explain it any further as you can read it by yourself..

Sigh... sakitnya hati (heart broken)..


5) Mucical Instruments
Some of the musical instruments are made for the right-handed. Again, I feel sad. For example, most of the string instruments like violin, viola and guitar (not a string instruments) are mostly made for the right-handed users. I don't play violin (tried it before) nor viola but I play guitar.

So, I still remember how suffer I was when I'd to force myself to use my right hand pressing the strings for the chords. But then, I told my sir and was allowed to change. Hehe... Luckily the type of guitar which I bought is for 'universal' - both right and left handed.



:)


6) Mouse
Forcing myself to use the mouse with my right hand. Yes. Ever since I started using the computer at the age of 12, I am forced to use the mouse using my right hand. I felt odd at first, but after being conditioned by the culture, I've used to it. Not a problem for me... In fact, I can click super-duper fast! Haha...

7) Your Opinion
And the list go on..... I know there are still quite a number of complaints I wanna make but I shall leave this to you- my other left-handed readers. You can treat this as a place to voice your opinions, comments and suggestions. We deserve the attention right?

Hmph! Why not?



By the way, do let me know if you're a left handed. Leave your name and blog address (if you have). I wish to know the number of left-handed readers (blogger and non-bloggers) in this blogosphere.

Let's ROCK THE WORLD, left-handed!!!

Happy Left Handers Day..




Lol...

P/s: How I celebrate my Left Handers Day?? I bought a RM2 chochate cake for myself... :P
Besides, I blogged about this. Hehe...

Are Guys 'Ham Sap'?

First of all, you might ask what's 'Ham Sap' means? If you're a Chinese who speaks Cantonese, I believe you know the words. It's similar with.. sex maniac? Lol..

I saw an interesting post from wolf on his "Watch Their Expression" post. It really catches my eyes and I feel like blogging about it. Watch this!













Well, you get the message?
Should I label the males as the big-boobs-lover? No matter how fake it's, they still love them as long as her boobs are super duper huge! No wonder some males prefer 'ah gua' (transsexual) then the real, original woman. Why? Because they've big boobs??!

'Ah gua' show from Thailand

Do you agree with me?
I know I might sound a bit bias here, but who cares if my statement is right? lol...